Here, upon the auspicious occasion that is National Pie Day, we bring to you the inauspicious, poorly edited, frequently juvenile, and rarely successful attempts at humor that constitute the group chat, Schadenfreude Pie by the Slice. For accounting purposes we’ll consider this our birthday; however, the chat has inexplicably been going on for many years, and so over time we will be shoveling content from the chat into back-dated posts. That way you, non-existent reader, can thrill not just to the hobo punching jokes, but will also be able to ascertain just how incapable we are of even basic political analysis or prediction. Enjoy!